Million Dollar Drop

I have come to the conclusion after watching 2 episodes that you can only get on Million Dollar Drop if:
a) you're a girl and have a boys name. E.g. Frankie and Alex.
b) you have an upcoming wedding story and the money would really help out.


Guess what... The money would really help everyone out!

Tuesday Nights - Channel 11

So i was super excited when channel 11 launched, even more so because the office started back up again - Tuesday nights 8:30pm to 9:30pm.

All was going well with my watching the office even though I think I completely missed the previous season until Channel 11 decided to cut the office back to only 30mins (now 9pm to 9:30pm) and replace the 8:30pm to 9pm time slot with Raising Hope.

This would not have bothered me so much if a) I didn't enjoy the office as much as I do and b) If I liked Raising Hope. Although I did see one funny scene where the dad buttered the floor and the mum fell over cause she was modelling new high heels while the son was trying to film his daughter (I assume Hope) flipping everyone the bird. But that's not the point.

I want more office!

My Annoyances with my upcoming trip to the US of A

As you probably should be aware Drew and I are setting sail to the US of A in 2 weeks for a month and here is a list of things that annoy me about this.

1) Jimmy Eat World play Sydney on the Friday 8th April. That is the day we fly out!

2) Bamboozle is on April 29th to May 1st in New Jersey. We are in New York from the April 8th to April 13th. By the time Bamboozle is on we will be in LA.

3) Take action tour w/ Polar Bear Club and The Swellers is in Boston April 22nd. We leave Boston April 17th.

4) Again with the Take action tour - We leave LA to fly back to Sydney May 6th and when do they decide to play in LA May 10th to May 14th... Come On!

5) The Damned Things tour - they are playing shows on the West Coast when we are on the East Coast and Vise Versa!

Well that is all the annoyances that I can remember. I'll keep you updated if anymore come rushing back to me

Green Splat xoxo

Apples are deceiving

I bought a bag of apples in my weekly groceries on the weekend and the apples looked all green, juciy and glossy. I was quite impressed with the bag I chose. However, when I went to have one for my afternoon tea at work... It was not at all how it looked when I bought them. Sure it was still green but it didn't look as juicy or as glossy. I took a bite and to my horror it was all mushy and sour.

When your dreams become reality

The other night when I was trying to get to sleep I had one of those jump wake ups, but it wasn't the usual jump wake up from falling into a bottomless pitt and waking up before you hit the bottom (cause we all know what happened if you actually hit the bottom). No, I tripped over a gutter casually walking down Dream Street. After waking up due to this I was asked "Are you ok?" I of course replied, "yeah, I just tripped over in my dream". Anyway after falling back to sleep, i woke up again cause my right foot and pinky toe was hurting, after staring at and playing with my foot to find out what was wrong with it, I was then asked "What are you doing?" and I replied "My foot hurts from kicking the gutter when I tripped over" the response "You didn't trip over, it was in your dream". So I went back to sleep. Wake up the next morning and would you believe it.... my foot is still hurting. It hurt for the whole day! That and I thought the conversation I had was in my dream so I had to question that. Something crazy went down in Dreamland that night.

Greensplat out

Ovens that go bump in the....



3 weeks ago (Sorry for the delay, been very lazy) I walk in my front door to the sight of my Oven out of the wall.

Before you ask, I don't have a crazy oven that likes to have races with my fridge or hang out with my washing machine althought that would be great. Instead I have a brother who likes to half complete everything he does.

As if this didn't frustrate me enough, I decide to call my brother to find out why the hell my oven is out of the wall. I call him, no answer. I then call my mum to see if she knows where my brother is and again, no answer.

Because of the oven and no one answering I started to then turn into a blabbering hulk. It would not have bothered me so much If I wasn't looking forward to cooking Lasange and relaxing at home.

So my brother finally decides to call me back only he pranks me as he does not want to waste his credit. I call him back and the first thing I say to him is "Why the hell is the oven out of the wall?" and all he can do is laugh and say "Oops, I must've forgot to put it back in". That and tell me to shut up, I'll fix it in a minute.

I go down to my mum's to use her oven to cook my lasange and 5 minutes later my brother pulls into my mum's drive way and straight to eating his dinner that my mum had cooked and dished up for him. He was meant to go straight to my house (or his house) and put the oven back in so I could "cook dinner". I told him I was still at home waiting to cook dinner so that he would at least hurry. All the while while I am waiting for my lasange to cook at my mum's all he can still do is laugh and tell people about it.

I cooked my lasange finally and put foil over it to take it home and I thought that is was all smooth sailing from there, until I get home and the cheeses decide they want to screw me over and stick to the foil!

Green Splat out